JAKE – Vanilla Bean, Brown Sugar & Whiskey Beard Oil & Balm

Fragrance Notes: Rich Vanilla Bean · Brown Sugar · Aromatic Whiskey
Size: 1 fl oz | Small Batch · Non-Greasy · All-Natural Oils

Indulge your beard in a decadent fusion of sweet and smoky: lush vanilla bean and brown sugar swirl into warm whiskey undertones, creating a gourmand aroma that lingers all day. JAKE transforms rough, thirsty facial hair into a soft, touchable masterpiece—because your beard deserves dessert first.

💛 Why You’ll Love JAKE

• Deep hydration from a premium blend of natural oils
• Non-greasy formula that absorbs quickly, no slick residue
• Gourmet scent profile—sweet sugar, creamy vanilla, hint of bourbon
• Softens coarse beard hair while soothing itch and dryness
• All-day fragrance stay—no need to reapply mid-day

⚠️ Warning: Side Effects May Include

• Instant upgrade to extreme manliness and confidence
• A beard so handsome it draws admiration (and envy)
• Impulsive urges to lift heavy things and chop wood
• Random expertise in engines, motors, and all things rugged

🌰 Allergy Notice

Contains nut and tree oils. Do not apply to broken skin. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

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